To help people lose weight fast food places should have to put asses on the wrappers. For the surpersized stuff or the really bad stuff they’d have to put a pic of a really fat ass guy or chick on the wrapper. For the regular stuff they’d put somebody like J-Lo’s ass on the wrapper and for the really healthy stuff an anorexic chicks skinny ass on the wrapper. If these were truly nice asses the guys might really lose weight fast.
While I’d prefer these be real pics I suppose I could live with artists renditions. Still, it might make people more conscious of where all that fat was headed after they swallowed it. I’m pretty sure guys would order healthier just so they could see nicer asses. Heh, even the girls don’t like to look at fat asses so they all might lose weight fast.
See, now we just created a new system for the whole nation to eat healthy. We could have even more categories and a real fat ass for the worst offenders and a really skinny ass for the nuts and berries freaks. Then between the two extremes the asses would get progressively hotter as the food got healthier.
Now you might think the guys would eat healthier stuff, and they would, but, they’d just eat two of everything healthy and might a well have ordered a supersized to begin with. However this way they get to see more nice asses. Lol, you might even be able to get them to eat tofu bargers if the chicks ass was hot enough. No sexism intended, chicks already eat tofu burgers.
Now from experience I know that chicks look at guys asses too so it would work as well for them as it would for guys. To make it even more attractive the fast food places could have some rare, really hot, guys asses and make them collectible items. Can’t you just see the women sitting around with a wine cooler trading pics of guys asses on hamburger wrappers. 
I think this is an idea that just might work. Lol, at least it would be truth in advertising and i would help some people lose weight fast.
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